Linux Installation Process

You can update a post on your blog even while the OS is installing on your system in the background. brb, deleting windows.
30.92%
Used to think that it did not make much of a difference, as long as you have a browser in front of you. I can even listen to internet radio. brb, radio.
46.34%
Friggin thing prompts to remember my password. For when? I wish they had Opera instead of Firefox though. There is something called links-graphic, checking that out.
Woah... links-graphics is great.
Progress bar is stuck... not showing much. I think Im overloading the ram. Toyed around on Pixlr for a while.
Strange sounds coming from headphones. Radio stream is messed up. Computers. Always fail.
Progress bar showed up.
63.5% - System Installation
Just noticed another progress bar
Total progresS: 47.62%
brb, bored.

Startled Giraffe

You want to hear a story? A Hippo and a Deer wander into Timberland park, and they decide to sit on a see-saw. The Hippo is heavier than the Deer, so they cannot really play. The Hippo then decides to try the slide, and he startles the Giraffe and the Zebra, who are standing right next to the slide. They watch his weight come sliding down towards them, and the Giraffe, Zebra and Deer scatter. Then the Hippo waddles into a pool. After a while, he tries the swing. The Zebra and Giraffe laugh at him, while the Deer looks on waiting for his turn, then the Deer sits on the swing, and the Hippo pushes it so hard that the Deer goes flying. This is when the Giraffe get's startled.

BTW, true story bro

Quitting Job, last closing

Early in the morning, this is perhaps the last time im closing a magazine, and this is what I have to show for my work

Chat log xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

kvartalnu7x: Alright listen up, the Americans went to the moon then confused everyone about what they did there, and then made it look like it was doubtful if they ever went there in the first place. You tell me one thing, there is no oxygen on the moon, how did the explosions happen?
Frumenzion2: What explosions?
kvartalnu7x: All the explosions on the moon. There are buildings and vehicles just strewn around, and they all exploded. How did that happen when there was no oxygen there?
Frumenzion2: I think an oxy-acetelene torch would light up there
kvartalnu7x: Yeah, and they go on vacations to the moon
Frumenzion2: How do they go there?
kvartalnu7x: In their shuttles... they have so many of them
Frumenzion2: I thought they had only four, and a few of those blew up as well
kvartalnu7x: No, no, they go there, say couples, or families, and the shuttle stops near the moon, then they get off, bounce around for a bit, you know, and then get back in and fly back. That's what all the rich people are doing.
Frumenzion2:

---later---

kvartalnu7x: Ok, think of all the galaxies out there
Frumenzion2: Yeah, I've thought of them many times
kvartalnu7x: yeah, and each of them have so many universes
Frumenzion2: :speechless:
kvartalnu7x: You know, like the sun, and all the planets, are one universe, there are four universes like that in our galaxy, and there are so many galaxies out there. Every star that you see is actually another universe itself.
Frumenzion2:

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Dick case mod

My PC has a bigger dick than your PC

And it glows red too

5TuFF3D toy$ r 5c4RY

Am I the only person who finds stuffed toys a little creepy?

I h4x ATM

LOL ICICI bank ATM running Windows XP, probably unpatched. Thing was not a touchscreen, or I would have fooled around. The Sound and LAN service was running, and there were 7 redundant processes. Feeling sorry no BSOD, that would have made my day.

I cannot believe Im here now

Six thirty in the morning, headed back to Mumbai, unplanned detour to Lonavala

shit-thing

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Spotted in teh wilderness

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Palmtop

A friend called Uttya who shimmies up coconut trees once described the feeling of reaching the top and looking at the living leaves from up close. Thing does not translate well into English, but basically it is like mounting a very unpredictable horse as the top ends move that much, and it's a fight.