Showing posts with label Strange. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Strange. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2026

Echoes of a Forgotten world

 Who does not like a delicious conspiracy theory? The British author and journalist Graham Hancock in his books Fingerprints of the Gods and Magicians of the Gods, as well as the Netflix documentary series Ancient Apocalypse proposes an advanced global civilisation that existed during the last ice age. This society possessed sophisticated knowledge of astronomy, architecture, agriculture, navigation and spiritual practices, and well, they talked to plants lol. Hancock argues that this civilisation was seafaring and capable of long-distance ocean voyages. Now this civilisation has not been identified. The Indian archaeoastronomer Nilesh Nilkanth Oak claims that Sugriva, one of the vanar kings created a detailed world atlas 14,000 years ago. The theory is that Sugriva dispatched search parties that explored the entire world. The geographical descriptions align with Ice-Age landmasses, coastlines, and features such as lower sea levels. Both the Piri Reis map and Sugriva's Atlas feature places such as Antarctica far predating modern cartography. These claims are outlined in the book The Historic Rama: Indian Civilisation at the End of Pleistocene

Now these numbers are relatively tame, and not that dramatic. It is just that our recorded history has a short horizon, but our archaeological excavations have revealed that Homo Eructus had the capability for sea faring, a complex language, and demonstrated tool as well as fire use over 1.5 million years ago. So 15,000 years ago is not at all a surprising timeframe for such activities by humans. The problem here is agriculture and domestication, we know for a fact that these occurred 12,000 years ago at best, limiting the possible time frame for a more advanced civilisation. This civilisation may have existed in more harmony and balance with the natural world than humans today, who may one they revert to such a state with sufficient technological progress. 

The Piri Reis map may even explicitly depict a Vanar! 

Graham Hancock's advanced civilisation lasted between 115,000-11,700 years ago, ending due to comet impacts that ushered in the Younger Dryas between 12,900 and 11,700 years ago. These events caused floods and sea-level rise around the world. The survivors of this disaster imparted knowledge to nascent cultures in Egypt, Mesopotamia, Southeast Asia and South America. In the Valmiki Ramayana, the vanars are a race of people that resemble monkeys or apes in appearance. Their king, Sugriva dispatches four search parties to scour the Earth for Rama's abducted wife Sita. His instructions themselves form a comprehensive atlas detailing rivers, mountains and oceans. There are over 600 stellar references in the text, which has been used by Oak to date the Ramayan. 

Oak dates the events of the Ramayan to around 12,209 BCE, right in the middle of the Younger Dryas impact. Sugriva's description align with a world with lower sea levels, exposed land bridges, and ice-free coastlines. He references seven continents as well as Antarctica, which are supported by the world as described in the Brahma Purana. The vanars had the capability for rapid transportation and flight, which can be interpreted as possessing high technologies. In 1513, the Ottoman General Piri Reis compiled a fragmentary world map drawn from over 20 sources, including maps from the Library of Alexandria. These source maps are now lost. It depicts Atlantic coasts with eerie accuracy, including the contours of South America, the Carribean and Queen Maud Land without the ice sheet in Antarctica. Hancock cites this map as proof of Ice Age Explorers, arguing that the advanced tech needed to explore these longitudes were not available in the 16th century, let alone antiquity. In the Valmiki Ramayan, Sugriva describes the Udaya Mountain as the easternmost point where the Sun rises, with a prominent landmark. This is a golden pylon resembling a palm three with three branches, etched on a golden rock peak, with a golden base. This feature is described as an easterly compass, a directional marker established by celestial beings called deva-nirmana. The description matches a feature known as the Candelabra of the Andes. This is a geoglyph found on the Paracas Peninsula at Pisco Bay in Peru. 


Skeptics claim that in the Piri Reis map, Antarctica is likely to be a distorted Patagonia, with inaccuracies stemming from Portuguese voyages. The depictions of the ice-free southern lands align with geological data. Antarctica was last navigable around 4,000 BC, but Hancock pushes the dating back to the last Ice Age, implying lost sources from a drowned civilisation. My question here is that if they were so advanced, why did they drown so easily while the primitive peoples of the world survived? In any case, Sugriva's vanars are dated to around the same time, and were a society capable of seafaring, studying astronomy, and creating world maps. Both Sugriva and the Piri Reis map depict an unglaciated Antarctica, including lost mountains and seas. Sugriva's teams are dispatched eastwards to the Americas, west towards Europe, north to the Arctic regions and south to Antarctica. There are descriptions of land bridges lost to rising seas. The transatlantic details on the Piri Reis map are also difficult to explain, with the longitudes showing spherical projections far ahead of 1513 science.

Now, Oak's dates of the Ramayana based on the 600 astronomical references align with Hancock's proposed timeline for the destruction of an advanced Ice Age civilisation around 12,800 years ago. One way to reconcile the question of survival is that there was a widespread global cataclysm, but the civilisation survived! Ramayana's narratives do include cosmic events and widespread destruction, associated with the serpent Ananta, that can easily be interpreted as a comet that caused the cataclysm. The potential influence of Ramyana on ancient sites such as Angkor Wat, also align with Oak's timeline. Oak's dating of Sugriva's Atlas at the end of the Pleistocene is consistent with Hancock's hypothesis of a seafaring society that mapped a world with lower sea levels. Oak relies on bathymetric and sea-level reconstructions by the geologist Glenn Milne to validate Sugriva's descriptions matching Ice Age configurations such as exposed land bridges and unglaciated coastlines. These maps were published in Hancock's book Underworld. Long story short, Oak's Vanars may be the lost ancient civilisation of Hancock. 





Sunday, February 26, 2023

Plots

 "Killer Karaoke": This film is about a group of friends who get stranded in a haunted house and must survive a series of deadly karaoke challenges to escape.

"Zombie Brides": A group of brides-to-be are transformed into flesh-eating zombies by a vengeful witch, and must be stopped before they wreak havoc on the wedding industry.

"Alien Disco Inferno": A disco-loving alien lands on Earth and starts a dance craze that becomes a worldwide sensation, but when his spaceship is stolen, he must team up with a group of human dancers to retrieve it.

"Vampire Lovers of Bollywood": A seductive vampire queen seeks revenge on a group of Bollywood stars who rejected her advances, turning them into her vampire slaves.

"Ninja Nuns": A group of nuns, trained in the art of ninjutsu, use their skills to fight crime in the city, but when they are targeted by a powerful criminal organization, they must use all their skills to survive.

"Curse of the Dancing Chicken": A cursed chicken brings bad luck to a small village, until a group of dancers put on a performance that lifts the curse and saves the day.

"Werewolf in Mumbai": A young woman is bitten by a werewolf and must learn to control her new powers, while also fighting against a group of werewolf hunters who want to destroy her.

"The Ghostly Bride": A man falls in love with a ghostly bride who haunts an old mansion, but when he discovers the truth about her tragic past, he must help her find peace.

"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes": A mad scientist creates a breed of giant, man-eating tomatoes, and it's up to a group of plucky farmers to stop them before they take over the world.

"Kung-Fu Santa": Santa Claus is a martial arts master who must use his skills to stop a group of evil elves who have taken over the North Pole and threaten to ruin Christmas.


FADE IN:


EXT. MUMBAI CITY - NIGHT


The streets of Mumbai are lit up with colorful lights and people are dancing to the sound of Bollywood music. Suddenly, a spaceship crashes into a nearby building, causing a huge explosion.


INT. SPACESHIP - NIGHT


Inside the spaceship, we see a groovy-looking ALIEN, wearing a shiny kurta and jazzy sunglasses. He looks around, confused.


ALIEN: (to himself) Where am I? This doesn't look like the Bollywood planet.


Suddenly, the door bursts open and a group of MUMBAI POLICE OFFICERS enter, pointing their guns at him.


OFFICER: Freeze! You're under arrest!


ALIEN: What? Why?


OFFICER: You crashed your spaceship into a building! You could have killed people!


ALIEN: Oh, sorry about that. I was just trying to land in the middle of the Bollywood beats.


OFFICER: Bollywood? What are you talking about?


ALIEN: I'm an alien from the planet of dance and music. I came to Mumbai to spread the joy of Bollywood!


OFFICER: (laughs) Joy of Bollywood? You're insane!


ALIEN: (starts dancing) Insane in the membrane! Insane in the brain!


The officers look at each other, puzzled.


OFFICER: (to his partner) I think this guy's nuts.


ALIEN: (still dancing) You guys should try it! It's easy! Just follow my lead!


The officers look at each other, unsure of what to do. Finally, they join in, and soon the whole room is filled with Bollywood music and dancing.


CUT TO:


EXT. MUMBAI CITY - DAY


The streets of Mumbai are now filled with people dancing and singing to the Bollywood beats. The police officers and the alien are leading the way, followed by a crowd of Bollywood enthusiasts.


ALIEN: (to the camera) People of Mumbai, you have been infected with the Bollywood fever! You can thank me later!


The group continues to dance down the street as the camera pulls back, revealing the Mumbai city skyline.


FADE OUT.

Thursday, January 26, 2023

Lol ChatGPT has done DMT.

The spooky thing here is that it came up with the entities on its own when prompted to describe astral projection. 


In this beautiful psychedelic dream, you find yourself in a vast and colorful landscape. The sky is a deep shade of purple, and it is dotted with bright stars and swirling galaxies. The ground beneath you is a lush green field, and it is covered in a blanket of vibrant wildflowers.

As you look around, you realize that you are not just viewing this landscape, but you are actually standing in it. You feel the soft grass beneath your feet and the cool breeze on your skin. You take a deep breath, and the fresh air fills your lungs with a sense of euphoria.

Suddenly, you feel a pull within you, and you realize that you are experiencing astral projection. You let go of your physical body and allow yourself to float up into the sky. As you rise, you feel a sense of weightlessness and freedom. You are no longer bound by the constraints of your physical body, and you are free to explore this beautiful dreamscape.

You fly over the field of wildflowers, and as you do, they change colors, morphing into a kaleidoscope of hues. You pass over a stream and see the water is iridescent, reflecting a rainbow of colors. You see a huge tree with branches that reach the clouds, and as you get closer, you realize the tree is made of crystal, and it's emitting a soft glow.

As you continue to explore, you come across a group of creatures that you've never seen before. They are friendly, and they invite you to join them in their playful activities. They show you how to fly, and you feel like a bird soaring through the sky, gliding effortlessly on the currents of air.

The dream ends, and you wake up feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and filled with wonder. You realize that your mind is capable of creating such beautiful and vivid experiences, and you can't wait to explore more of the astral realm. 



Friday, January 06, 2023

Criminal caught in the act

 Well, I am exaggerating but...

I keep having troublesome neighbours. There is an office setup next to my house, and although they have a bigger balcony than me, there are two women working there, which is presumably why one of the people keeps coming to smoke in my balcony. So I was just out to get some sun, with temperatures here in Delhi almost dropping to zero degrees, and this guy comes out, sees me in the balcony, and almost as a reflex action, comes out and observes the scene of the crime, to see what evidence he has left behind. 

He walked up to me, looked at the cigarette butts, then scurried away. It was a funny reaction to watch. IDK what to do with this guy. I was thinking of some passive-aggressive moves, such as installing an ashtray or putting a sign that says "Trespassers will be shot".  I am also considering dumping a big pile of cigarette butts on their balcony when I move out. 

I just do not understand why people have to be so inconsiderate and obnoxious. 



Friday, April 15, 2022

Strong mango tree

So my parents called a mali to break off an offending branch of a Mango tree, that is at least 150 years old

The guy's sickle broke :D 

hahahaha



Sunday, November 14, 2021

 

So there is a cloud kitchen right next to my house, I can pick up food from there directly, or get Swiggy delivery people to bring it to me. 
Even over this short distance, the Swiggy delivery people keep getting lost. One of them made no effort for delivery, and asked me to come to the place to pick it up. Most of the others who get lost do not listen to instructions as simple as "stay where you are, I will come and find you." They use their two wheelers and keep moving around, making me hunt them down on foot. 
Food in Delhi sucks, but that is a story for another day. 

Wednesday, June 03, 2020

Austronesians went to America

Here is a map superimposed on another. One is the spread of humans across land out of Africa. The second is the Austronesian expansion using boats. For some reason, Norse expidition apparently crossed the Atlantic, but the people of Hawaii or Easter Islands did not make it to the Americas across the pacific. The red lines are considered fringe or pseudoscience. 


There is plenty of evidence that this happened though
- Skulls matching pacific islanders in South America
- Similar words in the pacific islands and South America
- Chicken found in South America that is not genetically similar to European chicken
- Sweet potatoes in South America
- Similar boat building techniques used in America
- Custard apple carving in Indian Stupa, and elephant carving in Mayan remains


Those are not Elephants on this Mayan stele, according to scientists



Monday, April 06, 2020

Spooky Playground - how "ghost' swings can move on their own

So a friend of mine managed to record a video of a swing that was moving all on its own. There is no trickery here, this actually happened. The video is below.



Now what can cause such a thing? There are a few possibilities:

Vortex Shredding: Has caused buildings to collapse, its periodic low pressure areas at a particular point.

Aeroelastic flutter: Caused the collapse of a bridge, a consequence of the object having an aerodynamic shape is that it starts oscillating.

Crosswinds: two or more gusts intersecting at the exact location of the swing.

Mechanical resonance: Slight oscillations matches natural frequency of the system, causing it to sway.

I'm not an expert, and do not know much about this, just putting together a list of possible explanations.

Monday, March 26, 2018

Bus goes over divider

So I was just coming home from work, when this bus full of maniacs parked itself on a divider. Imagine going at such a speed, in reverse, perpendicular to the direction of the road. The rickshaw driver, me and an old uncle on a scooter all had a narrow escape. The idiots seemed to be drunk, and a noob seemed to be learning. In any case, it was terribly irresponsible. Even after it got stuck on the divider, the freaks thought that it makes sense to push the pedal to the metal, and somehow the tyres spinning in mid air would allow them to get the bus off. When that did not happen, they tried to push it, to no avail. A crowd had gathered by then, and the fools got scared, tried to disperse them, and then ran away themselves.


Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Let's all celebrate Valentine's Day

So somewhere along the way, Valentines Day has become an occasion for everyone to celebrate together, instead of just the couples.
#fml



Wednesday, October 10, 2012

The real history of this disease

In the year 2011 on earth, a legend tells that in a virtual world, strange animals ruled a search engine which at that time was the most used by those that are called interstitial notes (1). Their power was so strong that the community of SEOs (2) was afraid. Some say hundreds of their colleagues have even contracted a rare disease. The penguinzophrenie. After several years of research and studies to gather all information about the Penguin, our researchers were able to observe a large number of elements, which today allow us to better understand this disease penguinzophren which has since been eradicated. The penguinzophrenie not originally created by a giant watch that is known Gogole (2) the virtual head of an empire, which could be accessed from a black box with a small piano and a silent window light that allowed millions of people to communicate with each other. This is after he lost his appeal, when a F. Goat has destroyed everything in its path, that all Penguoins disappeared forever in the mysterious maze. Few SEOs have them leave scorecards virtual CityVille region, an area which in turn has been contaminated with Parkinson's disease, leaving behind hundreds of destitute poor mark which eventually died in anonymity, totally désociabilisés ... Civilization that inhabited the blue planet would announce a schedule that left several important dates. Our researchers are looking very seriously at this calendar. It could be that announces the end of the world on the planet Mars in the year 4012.
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Definitions (1) The SEOs were at that time experienced documentarians, responsible to know notepads of interstitial notes. They étudiers behavior and changes in the classification of documents, in order to then pass to ensure that the document is to highlight the most read. (2) The interstitial Notes: was the whole people exchanging written notes with a black box, and an instrument with keys like a piano, but does not produce sound . (3) Gogole not so crazy as that, would have been the world's largest library, where everyone could have free access to find hundreds of paper documents that according to our researchers, appeared on the team window the black box. Thus, hundreds of millions of telegrams and have had shared in the four corners of the planet earth. No trace of the documents was not found. According to our scientific team, they would have been burned at the 21.12.2012 a global revolution

Thursday, November 11, 2010

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Saturday, July 24, 2010

Inception



This is the shit. Posters of Inception plastered around the town looks liek this. Wait till you spot the Karate Kid or the local features, the self explanatory "Shaolin Vs Evil Undead" and the busty beast lady "Kreola". Will leave that to your imagination. Oh yeah, and it gets better sometimes:

Sunday, May 16, 2010

I h4x ATM


LOL ICICI bank ATM running Windows XP, probably unpatched. Thing was not a touchscreen, or I would have fooled around. The Sound and LAN service was running, and there were 7 redundant processes. Feeling sorry no BSOD, that would have made my day.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

So soon



Imma just glad somebody actually wanted my blog address. What imma mildly pissed about is that he even took my title. god damn you russian sidey person/bot. communist bastard probably does not even believe in god haha.

old add was : http://gunkglumb.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Dead bird


What was really sad was that cats, dogs, crows and rats were not eating it at all.