Tuesday, November 04, 2003

The hyena’s secret

 

 

Away back in the mists of time

The bonobos all had met

The Hippopotamus jumped into it

And everyone got dreadfully wet

 

Now the caribou got very angry

And ate the orange crocodile

The kangaroo saw it all happen

And thought about it for a while

 

The flamingos flocked together down

And mated with the blue Rhinocerosi

The chimp that peeked at them proclaimed

If the rhino can screw the birds, so can I!

 

Worse was the case of the Zebra

Who went and screwed an electric eel

And both his balls got terribly burnt

But he is still ecstatic about the ‘feel’

 

The green rat sat down disgusted

And ate up eight elephants for fun

But he could shit the tusks out

So he suffered from constipation

 

The yellow gorilla walked up

And tried to help him out

He stuffed his finger up his anus

And the mouse gave a shout

 

The ovum whale jumped in excitement

When he saw all the fun

But when he landed back down…

He caused a great commotion

 

It rained whale fragments

For the next eight days straight

The apples couldn’t grow any more

Because the tension was too great

 

But then the pink bear that ate it

Sat down and tore his lingerie

The gay tiger trundled home

And ate up the coconut tree

 

The Zebra died of ballburns

The rhinogos peed on his epitaph

The almighty hyena up above

Saw it all and began to laugh