Away back in the mists of time
The bonobos all had met
The Hippopotamus jumped into it
And everyone got dreadfully wet
Now the caribou got very angry
And ate the orange crocodile
The kangaroo saw it all happen
And thought about it for a while
The flamingos flocked together down
And mated with the blue Rhinocerosi
The chimp that peeked at them proclaimed
If the rhino can screw the birds, so can
I!
Worse was the case of the Zebra
Who went and screwed an electric eel
And both his balls got terribly burnt
But he is still ecstatic about the
‘feel’
The green rat sat down disgusted
And ate up eight elephants for fun
But he could shit the tusks out
So he suffered from constipation
The yellow gorilla walked up
And tried to help him out
He stuffed his finger up his anus
And the mouse gave a shout
The ovum whale jumped in excitement
When he saw all the fun
But when he landed back down…
He caused a great commotion
It rained whale fragments
For the next eight days straight
The apples couldn’t grow any more
Because the tension was too great
But then the pink bear that ate it
Sat down and tore his lingerie
The gay tiger trundled home
And ate up the coconut tree
The Zebra died of ballburns
The rhinogos peed on his epitaph
The almighty hyena up above
Saw it all and began to laugh
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