There are so many names of full moons! These are apparently really ancient. It is interesting to find commonalities between abrogine, celtic and native Indian names of the full moons.
We need some new names though, so here are some suggestions.
Fail Moons: Full moons that are not supermoons.
Derp Moon: Moon that appears yellow or red because of bad air quality.
Dipshit Moon: Moon seen after consuming too much moonshine and falling in a drain.
Night Moon: Moon that you can see in the night
Surprise Moon: Moon that you can see in the day.
Moon Moon: Is a round person who eats too many rasgullas, not a moon.
Doom Moon: Full moon seen by Mars pioneers
Noom Moon: When you unexpectedly see a filthy homeless drug addict evacuating on the railway tracks/road
Dagad dalle Moon: Full moon seen after violent north Indians knock you out and leave you bleeding on the streets
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