It started off pretty innocently. Me and my friends were trekking in SGP. A freaking tiger started chasing us, my friends ran away, I jumped from a duct, and saw two small tiger cubs hiding beneath the duct. I just follow the stream out of the jungle, and catch up to my friends who had come out from another entrance. We are talking in excited tones about the tiger, when a man in a gorilla costume attacks us.
Again, we run run run and scatter
I slide, dodge, let everyone run past me, and roll into a small store. I buy a cigarette, and some chivda. A bunch of locals catch me and accuse me of disturbing wildlife, and tell me to compensate, I have to participate in a Ramleela, and the guy in the gorilla costume is playing a vanar along with his friend who is also in a gorilla costume. These locals did not like us venturing into the jungle and disturbing a tigress with two young cubs.
They ask us to pick roles, I decide to be Sugriv. They are placated, similarly, all other people are assigned roles and given costumes too. While these other people are getting ready, I give one of the poor local kids chivda. Her mother says I am good.
Now, since my friends struggled with the locals, the police get involved, and demand a bribe of 120 bucks. I just pay the bribe. The police let my friends go. I go to buy more chivda to the shop, but when I am paying, some lout tries to scam me by trying to slip a key in my pocket, to make it look like I have stolen it. I catch his hands. The police sees this and tells me to hold his hand firmly, and handcuffs me to the lout. The lout does some sleigh of hand, and makes the handcuff go between my hand and belt loop. I feel like the lout and the police are together trying to scam me in some way, and continue to hold tight to his hand, preventing him from escaping.
I start abusing the cop and telling him you guys are useless, cannot even catch a bicycle thief who is clearly visible on CCTV camera, are corrupt, just go about harassing kids smoking ganja, don't do any work, have no training, and are gundas just like the thieves that they are supposed to catch.
Woke up feeling a deep disgust for police pigs.
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