Tuesday, May 24, 2005

naina




scary. Really scary. Not in the good way, in the way that the film will torture your soul and take you into hell for the infinity that it feels like, and not provide you with one iota of thrill or entertainment. Drags you along the horrendous journey (for the audience) of this blind girl getting sight.
First they show an accident where her eyes swallow up this piece of glass (you must see this one to know how) which is actually impossible, because the eyelids will push the piece of glass out, or atleast the glas will jut out from beneath the eyelids.
Neither, she goes blind, and a still born child in gujrat suddenly gets life at the same time.
Same old, twenty years later, she gets an operation that gives her sight, but the transplant is from some chick who can look at dead guys, and the supposedly scary stuff happens - all the while torturing you.
This sort of troubles her for a while, and she ends up in India looking for her donor, finds her, finds out her stupid story, and you get to look at a whole new perspective of chicks rolling about in hte mud. Naina gives some hallucinating little girlie ghostie mukti by making her mother say she loves her daughter. Naina gets back to London in the arms of her hubbie... and all ends well.
then the torture starts off again. SHIT. she watches more people die, and her eyeballs swallow more glass, and the solution is that she goes blind again.

And those dumb peope are opposing this saying that it is against eye transplant. WAKE UP PEOPLE! Naina is against every goddamned thing you can think of. It rapes every sense that you possess, it assaults your intelligence and leaves it wimping in narrow scary dark places, it rips out your soul and makes you wish you were a dead ghostie with no other problem then to haung that bitch who keeps seeing dead people.
But it doesn't end there, and starts off again just when you thought the torture stopped.
To sum it up in one very cool word. Naina is a fuck.
Between getting a lucky pierre from a rabid gnu with mottled skin hordes of gnats, and a stinking hippopotomus that is simultaneously ripping your headoff your neck, and watching Naina, I would take my chances with the gnu and the hippo.
At least I don't have top pay to get fucked.

All throughout the movie only two thoughts were going through my head.
1) When the fuck will this end
2) 70 fucking bucks.

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