News

Manmohan singh wants power, water and reforms. Despite rains that make building crumble, the tanker comes in and pours murk in the buikldin'gs water tank everyday, the electricity does what it damn well pleases, and slums are getting demolished, cops are raping girls, the university is slapping a dress code for this incident, people are openly offering teenagers drugs on marine drive, the underground racing-gambling scene is flourishing like hell, and this guy wants reforms.
I was walking with a friend in marine drive, and both of us wanted to buy a few animorphs books. The guy there was a bit confused, asked us if we wanted to buy or watch, which made us confused, and we both agreed we wanted to buy the books, and he got out - get this - bestiality porn. He heard "animorphs" as "animals" and got us this tiny little book that he said cost fifty bucks. Who would blow fifty bucks on a very wierd shag?
There are a load of people who will end up in hell. If it does not exist, one should be made up just for them. Like the t-shirt hell shirt "MJ did not molest the children, he made love to them."

The other major news on NDTV right now is the big gas deposit discovery. At least Modi was in the news an people were not bickering about him. This is a pretty rare thing to happen. GSPCL just hit the biggest gas deposit in India. That should give a nice boost to the 7000 plus stock market that wr finally have.

Actually things are looking pretty good for India right now. Ah well...

BBC is for the first time, introducing a delay in the broadcast of news of sensitive issues. Thats actually pretty uncool, the reason being that they rank accuracy over speed, but I don't think accuracy will be compromised because of the speed. Damn the keys on this new keyboard are already fading out. the only survivng keys are q,w,r,t,y,p,g,h,j,k,b,z and X. the most messed up keys are a,s,d,e,s,i,o,l and I. th emost messed up are probably D and L.
Damn.
He he. There is something drastically wrong with this keyboard. Some of the keys have wrong symbols over them. Like this four has the pound symbol but the dollar shows up when you press it...

my keyboard is not news.
If you want news then my blog is the fucking last place to read it.