So here is the story, I am going to coppy paste this intro into a few posts... these are basically old files that I have totally forgotten about, things that I have written in really old my document files from YEARS ago... can go back as far as ten years, so please dont hold anything against me. This one in particular has a lot of weird insults and abuses, the kinds that can be used in polite company, and was really funny because a bunch of harry potter fanatics sent me a maurauder's map/snape message, this was my reply:
This is the first time my memory remembers posting a letter, and I don't have much experience or trust in the postal system. If it comes in very late, be informed that this is my revenge to that e-mail you had sent which informed me much about myself that I had not realized.
The lot of you had been careful to use words that were as grotesque as possible, but not really sick or ugly. In my search for such words, without repetitions, I did not come across a single clean expressive adjective that could describe you all. So I made up some, and please remember whatever I have to say cause it takes a lot of time, energy and the major part of one's play time to insult anyone with topholeness.
So, I now proclaim, announce, enunciate, state, speak, remark, utter, express, voice, declare, pronounce, relate, communicate, verbalize, articule, converse, pronounce, say, observe, mention, comment, asseverate, annote, opine, decide, vote, swear, expound, assert, affirm, avote, insist, maintain, recount and report that the bunch of you are fuzzdutties, cullions, dunderwhelps, trollybags, lobcocks, loobies, puzzleplates, pigscones, ninnyhamers, humgruffins, gossoons, clapperdudgeons, blatherskites, lopdoodles, lickspiggots, clinchpoops, quibberdicks, quakebuttocks, snollygosters, gundyguts, gongoozlers, groutheads, ploots, quoobs, lurds, swillbelllies, muckfots, plutodusts, shitpots, dirtsilos, muckmuggers, soulstealers, blood sucking cannibals, protoplasmic ungulates, dehyderated banannas, psychopidic cromagnons, venemous geese, Osamas's wifes, skelpiefrintogs, bellowfrogs, pseudopidic primates, paranoid anderoids, trodden - on plasticine, bluesardines, accordinated sniglets, aircaped aeropalmics, airpunted airdirt, puntpiglets, ambiportalous anafondics, aquadextrous aquacoustics, asterexasperated arachnidiots, azugos, backspubbles, baldages, barbaric barbers, barium barfus, bathquakes, beavo bimps, bixplex bleemus, blibulas, blisterpegs, blithwappers, blivetts, blogs, blurflers,bobblogesturers, bomcas, brattled brazels, brimplets, broops, bubblics, bugpedals, burbulators, burgaciders, burgatories, bursploots, butthenges, buttrs, cabnicreeps, caltitudes, carperimeters, choconiverous bandicoots, chronic chronesiaists, chwads, sludgewads, muckballs, cigadents, cineplegics, coeggulants, combiloops, crayollias, creedles, crinks, crumbplumbs, crummox, crustadjusters, cubeloi, fatbuffaloes, peanutsretraf, loci, cufflatches, anthrax, currods, darfy dwarfs, dashoes, diagonerds, drylowgraphs, dimps, pimps, dipwavers, infectious diseases, downpauses, eifelites, expressholes, falooters, feasers, tax - collector, ferroles, bat - eyed moloes, fetchplexes, septic hippopottomi, flurrant rhinocerousess,. Fods, foomlets, toilet papers, flushholes, foys, fraznits, frusts, fuffles, gangloots, garmites, gazintas, godzilla inhalers, gertatious gleemules, gymbols, fathaculas, hemoplugs, irantracks, jukejitters, lexicaves, lexplexed animals, lyntulpytus, playatpuses, jelly - fish, loomlies, martian maltians, algebra teachers, manglazettes, medipeeps, meganegabars, memomimicries, microtrecks, miniblurbs, megaselohssas, merferators, microts, mowmuffins, napjerks, nerckles, nevitts, neville's blisters, peddidells, phistels, percuburps, petonic, photoyocels, phosphlincs, pottassium cynide, pifflesquits, pigslices, pillburglars, pockalanches, polarinds, porcelators, postalports, premails, primpos, pulpsqulpgulps, pupkuses, pupsqueaks, neurotweaks, rampriots, roebinks, rubbages, sarks, rubuncles, schlattwhappers, schnuffles scotchrotors, shirtlops, shocklets, showershrouds, slackjams, sloopages, slopweavers, smugstickers, snabbles, snargles, snorfings, suggages, spagellum, spirobits, spirtles, spoods, sporks, spumpseeds, squanderprints, squatflections, squiggers, stroodles, strumbles, suzmosis, swurlees, tatercraters, thrubs, toastates, todlitters, truffitti, tubswizzles, twinches, tupperwraps, uclipses, uhflawa, ultimatoes, umburogiloes, auto - rickshaw drivers, unipeas, upuls, vegeludes, waftics, warbloids, wavoids, werdles, woowads, xeropoxes, chickenpox blisters, yardribbons, yeargostats, yinkels, yotates, zebbits, zippijigs, zizzebots, zynxnoidesques, chingrips, nugloos gimplexus, scrabitches, glarpoes, sniffleridges, gnarblums, swaznas, gramoaxes, yincs, nicometeors, nitwits, nocturnuggets, noflets, nurges, oatgaps, oragamists and pseudomachosists. So there, one for each day of the year, and an extra few when you are (as usual) cleaning the drainpipes.
Have a good day, the worst is yet to come.
Adios
-Aditya
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