How to solve any Rubick's cube

How to solve any Rubick's cube in two easy steps.
Within six minutes.

First, you start out with a pretty jumbled up cube, and a clock so that you can measure the time it takes to solve.

After this, you are ready to start solving in just two simple steps.

Step I:
This is the easier, shorter step. All you need to do is, take the cube, and hurl it with considerable force against any wall that is in your immideate vicinity. This is what is supposed to happen:



If this does not happen, and all the pieces do no seperate themselves, keep hurling the cube against the wall, use pliers, screwdrivers, or the terrace - just disengage the pieces.

Step II:
This is the time consumeing slow step, but with practice, you can manage this in just under two minutes.
Put the shit back together - and be clever enough to do at least that:

If this does not happen: repeat till you get it right.
simple isn't it?