Blog interrupted

Another day of no college, and I had little else to do but sit in front of the computer and blog like I have never blogged before. Especially because I am around the first anniversary of my blog. have to go look it up. So I did a lot of cool stuff on the comp today, wrote a huge one on the similiarities between Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings, wrote another huge one on mobile and internet service providers, and rendered lightsabres onto Lord of trhe Rings chars, was mid way into making a video for the song "when angels deserve to die" with all sorts of stuff from LOTR, when all of a sudden, the electricity went.
It was still around one PM, so I sat and read Anne Frank, but that merits a different blog. After I finished the book, there was still no electricity and plenty of time on my hands, so I built this toy car out of old sprite cans. Then i photographed myself levitating like Blaine, I had one hell of a day, and all the while I was thinking, I will have one hell of a blog too.
Unfortunatly, the electricity did not return. I went to the sub station and asked them when it will come back, and he told me that the work was going on in a subsub-station, where nothing was happening.
So basically, I am stuck in this stupid cyber cafe with no privacy, and a guy is coughing most unhygienically beside me, the rain is lashing like hell, and there is a sign next to my head which reads:

Things to note: The capitalisation, the spellings, and particularly, the quotes.

Get you Floppies Scanned Before Use


Visiting Any Pornographic Sites & Illegal Sites On Net is "Strictly Prohibited"


Changing any Basic Set-Up On or Through Computer is "Strictly Prohibited"


Downloading from the Net Without Prior Permission is Not Allowed


That means basically, I cannot surf, because normal surfing is downloading too. And when I clicked on the address bar, the sites I got on the list were a bunch of what were clearly prono sites, or someone was a Britney, Anna and Paris.
Ah where would porn be without these three ladies?

Anyway, so I am going to stay in the Cyber for a while now... at least another half an hour. Damn the current does not seem like coming back today.