I got this stupid forward from a friend which was title "hu works for India?" there was some weird logic that set me
thinking... so I applied the same logic for real figures. The mail aims to prove that only two people work for India, using
half-fabricated figures... but I got hold of the real figures, and here they are:
The population of India is 100 crores
1,00,00,00,000
Assumed to be the correct figure for convinience
Ok, for the sake of accuracy, let us sacrifice convinience. The population of India is 1,030,400,293
But 19 crores are retired.
19,00,00,000
The correct figure stands at 26,04,35,100
That leaves 81 crores do the work.
81,00,00,000
76,99,65,193
There are 25 crores in school,
25,00,00,000
Exaggerating idiots. The real figure stands at only 14 crore
Which leaves 56 crores to do the work.
56,00,00,000
62,99,65,193
Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt,
22,00,00,000
This is an unfair thing to consider, however we shall consider the decent 18 crore uemployed here
Leaving 34 crores to do the work.
34,00,00,000
44,99,65,193
4 crores are in the Armed Forces,
4,00,00,000
A correct figure, essentially.
Which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
30,00,00,0 00
40,99,65,193
Take away from above total the 20 crores people work For State
Governments
(State Government employees officially do not work!)
20,00,00,000
let's just not consider this...
And that leaves 10 crores to do the work.
10,00,00,000
40,99,65,193
Total unemployed are 8 crores
8,00,00,000
Stupid people, so the figure still stands at 40,99,65,193
And that leaves 2 crores to do the work.
2,00,00,000
40,99,65,193
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals, 1,20,00,000
76 lakhs
Leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.
80,00,000
33,39,65,193
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout the country.
As amazing as it may sound, a total of 21,04,29,000 people are spending time in Prisons in India right now.
That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......
2
12,35,36,193
You and me!!! And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading mails. So I am the only person in our country who is
working! And that's why India is surviving!!!
keep smiling always!!
You know what the scary part is? - THESE ARE THE REAL FIGURES!
12,35,36,193? Including the state governments? This is really impossible, but the answer has to be close to this right? In fact, when I looked up the various sources, I took the one that required the least chunk of the population in schools and retirement. The figures are considerably different in different sources, but it is the least here. 1991 census dominated most of these figures, and some independant estimates here and there. The real cunclusion that one can draw from this is that there are more than a billion people in India - much, much more.
And one more thing, there is no freaking thing known as the Indian Statistical Institute. The ISI, would be, well the ISI of pakistan that sends in a few people to check out kashmir and blow up Mumbai every now and then.
UPDATE Oh shit, I just cannot believe it. I was so damn sure that the ISI did not exist. Here is the link to the official web page of the (bloody) indian statistical institute (http://www.isical.ac.in/)
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