goodnight

finally going to sleep now. Surfed a bit of the web and hung out at jokes.com. mostly. How much of the bloody web is under cunstruction anyway? will have to find out. But am going to sleep now - the solution to insomnia : read a load of crappy frustrating jokes, like these:

this is a smal sampling, for good results, hit the randomizer http://www.jokes.com/results/detail.asp?sql=12&rand_id=3603 at jokes.com a couple of million times.

WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a new virus : Viagra !
It turns your 3.5'' floppy into a hard drive!!!

Straight Leper Flush
Did you hear about the leper poker game?
One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.

Sumo vs. Feminist
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from feminists.

hey I didn't know sumo wrestlers shave their legs...

Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
She threw away all the "W&W's"

Chicken Chat
Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"
A: He was studying foreign languages

and the VERY worst:

Fish TV
What is a fish's favorite game show?
Name that Tuna.