matrix script

the matrix on a really low budget

the frame shows a picture of balaji with covering sheets taped to his head to give the appearence of being bald. he is holding a red pill in one hand and a blue pill in another
morpheus: just choose a bloody pill

the frame shows a picture of sid, with his mouth taped over, and he says
mmmm.... mm.... (rips out tape), grabs both pills and swallows

morpheus: I will not get into complicated discussions about such paradoxes

Aditya as trinity
shows a picture of me smiling in a supposedly sexy manner
aditya: what are you looking at?

sridhar as agent smith:
someone just got out of the matrix. this is going to be fun....


(scene where agent smith runs up to morpheus, tackles him to the floor)

trinity: We have to go rescue morpheus
(catches ear and): i need weapons here

(the famous scene of the arrays of guns coming in fron, but only it is full of boxes)
trinity: we have to rescue morpheus

neo: lets get loaded

(vid of pockets being stuffed with paper pellets)

(rest of the video has pockets filled with paper pellets)

morpheus being tortured by smith, shaking head vigourously while smith sings to him the elvish song, by enya

neo comes into the picture, opens his jacket, and they are full of rubber bands

(trinity runs up to morpheus and rescues him from the chair)

action sequence begins

(scene of neo stretching and releasing the rubber band)
(scene of rubber band going to agent smith, while he ducks, camera follows the paper pellet)
(scene of paper pellets falling on the ground from neo's pockets)
(scene of agent smith dodging like hell)
(scnee of neo panting in exhaution)
(scene of agent smith removing out catapult)
(scene of agent smith firing table-tennis ball)
(scene of neo dodging table tennis balls in slow-mo, and 360 degree spin)
(scene of neo dodging table ennis balls like hell)
(scene of trinity holding up a rubber band to agent smith's head)
trinity: dodge this!
(rubber band hits agent smith hard)
(agent smith swears : abbe chutiye)

Neo: hey cool! But I am the one. Let's go.
(all three run and jump off the building to fall down hard)
Morpheus: Lets get out of here!
(calls a number: Is route ke sabhie line vyarth hai)
end movie
endingg credits....
aiya!!!