Just shocked by the sheer amount and intesnity of R rated fan fiction based on Harry Potter. I mean Hermiony and Ginny making out to be joined later on by Harry, and the whole thing ending up in a threesome in the school library pales in front of the other stories. most of them are by talented people who have, in fact, managed to write in Rowling's style. Many are funny AFTER you ignore the weird sex lives. I mean there are many groups dedicated to exploring the threesomes in potterniverse, and whats morethere is even a story about James, Sirius and Lupin - in their fucking transformed state.
Voldemort/Dumbledore pairings are passe, you must read the atrocious ones like Harry/Molly Weasley, and Hermione/Bill, Filch/Figg (they are both Squibs, and therefore relate), Neville/Crouch (one night when Mad Eye/Crouch is kind of bored) and even a Weasley family fuckfest (Fred/George/Bill/Charlie/Arthur/Molly/Ron/Ginny and Molly cries because Percy is not around).
Just fucking ABSURD.
This is from 'a bad taaste" by Tarie. Actually on of the more tamer ones - nothing but a Harry/Ron/Hermione threesome...
For one thing, Hermione and I aren't just friends anymore. We're more than friends.
We're together.
For another, Hermione and Harry aren't just friends anymore. They're more than friends.
They're together.
And for another thing, Harry and I aren't just best mates anymore. We're more than best mates.
We're together.
And one last thing—Hermione and Harry and I aren't just friends anymore. We're more than friends.
We're together.
We're an us.
Think that is disturbing... wait till your read from this story titled "Absolution" where Snape rapes Harry in a Herios Gamos setting - like a ritual of the death eaters.
'So sweet as he slid inside. So slow, so careful, don't hurt him don't tear him don't make him bleed. Snape sighed, feeling a sense of profound relief when Harry relaxed under him, falling quiescent once again.'
And one last one, from 'all wrongs done' by Maeglin Yedi. figure out what the story is about:
Harry forgot to worry about his own situation or try to figure out what Snape had been talking about, because Snape's robes fell to the floor and Lucius lost his shirt and trousers and suddenly there were two naked men kissing each other hard, their pale bodies pressed against each other, and there was no way in hell Harry could do anything but stare at them.
His cock hardened, and Harry didn't even notice it.
"Enough with the foreplay," Snape breathed, looking flustered, his face wide open with emotion. He pulled back from Lucius, and looked down at Harry, uncaring that Harry could see his thin, naked body and his hard, leaking prick. "We do have a third participant, after all."
Would like to put in loads of snippets from all the stories - but what the hell - have loads of fun googling them out yourself.
10 comments:
Poor little blogger. *Pets*
You'll get over the shock, then come to the dark side.
Old news. What else ya got?
awwwww, poor bugger! Give it time, give it time. We all come over sooner or later...
HEEE! I'm amused. You just now figured this out?
Where on earth have you been? Naughty fanfic has been around for ages and Harry Potter is only a drop in the ocean.
Come on, you're just shitting us, right? You know all about the naughty fanfic, don't you?
lol, it's an acquired taste my friend.
You either love it or you hate it.
Awww did you get a shock? The slashy side of the HP fandom is huge my dear. Any of the fic archives on the web will tell you that the HP fandom is phenomenal, and in any of the mutli-fandom archives I have seen the HP stories outweigh the numbers of fanfiction from other fandoms by so much that it may as well be an HP archive only.
Come join the slashers, we'll look after you with some good old Harry/Draco sex. Those two do it it anywhere, anyhow and with great passion.
LMAO. What a boring life you must have.
*cough* Want some good Snape/Harry fic recommendation?
My poor little dear, have your eyes been burnt out of their sockets yet? Honestly, fanfiction is not a new thing - its older than the internet and many many other things.
I feel sorry for you, kept in such darkness...
All the best and slashiest dreams for you.
My poor little dear, have your eyes been burnt out of their sockets yet? Honestly, fanfiction is not a new thing - its older than the internet and many many other things.
I feel sorry for you, kept in such darkness...
All the best and slashiest dreams for you.
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