Was talking to a friend about the horrible consequences of making kids. Pointless conversations apart (we did not commit suicidefor the sole purpose of having more fruitful conversations in the future), but the fact remains that, as a wise man once said, "people cannot keep track of long meandering sentances" and another wise man, coming to the point, once said "when birds and bees come together, terrible things happen."
Maybe not terribly wise, but at least SOMEONE is speaking out against all the creation. Kids are terrible creatures who like to randomly throw water baloons at you. Kids are weak creatures who get scared out of their wits by the simple threat of not being in a condition to play holi. Kids seem to think holi is some day where for once they get to test the capabilities of detergents...
Sometimes its not only the birds and the bees, apparently if the man is impotent enough, even a storks drops in a visit to the mom. The process is pretty quick, but thankfully such things don't happen too often, although little kids are scared using these stories.
Anyway, have to go play holi, and thought it would be pretty funny to have a zebra and a rabbit crack holi jokes, like eating Acontholimon, Playing in a church because its catholic, drinking bhang because its alcoholic, and the color not going off because it has acetylcholine chloride.
Then I thought it would be cooler if the zebra and the rabbit just talk to each other:
The colourful zebra is from Michcy
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