Why Vodka is bad

1) It makes you think that you can play the guitar: The cacaphonic outcome drove away birds, small children with bladder problems, old people with BP problems and normal people with music appreciation problems. Ok, Akshay played better when he was drunk.













2) It makes you believe you are an excellent photographer. See above and below for further clarification.



3) It sexually re-orients you. A video camera would have facilitated a very interesting home video which would have circulated around the net as one of those post drunk hot guy on guy action movies which twelve year old girls and forty one year old men get excited over. Unfortunately the only recording technology around was a mobile camera:



The foreplay




The agony




The extacy




The get your camera away and give us some privacy




The how the hell can two guys fuck like this?




The post fuck shame... guilt... humiliation...





4) It makes you play around with shadows.

Also see point 2)




5) Because its Russian



Just kidding. None of us were drunk (but not entirely due to lack of trying)(the timely tea brought us down)... we are like this irrespective of the booze.