Last day of sitting [in front of the computer indulging in various illegal, inane, and immoral activities pretending] to study

The really bad godforsaken idea this time around was to see if we could show the mirror the top of our heads and snap our heads back up REALLY fast in time to be able to see the reflection of the top of our own heads. Basically, I had to attempt to look back up before the light bouncing off my head went to the mirror, but Chirag pointed out that I had to do it only before the light bounced back, so I was given twice the amount of time...

Penguins are NOT to be laughed at. Eating spaghetti IS indeed a sin. Hail Hitler. Yes I am mad. Hitler is evil. He laughed at penguins and ate spaghetti and was mad.


8 inches away from the rear view mirror, photons hauling their butts at 299792458 m/s, having close to 0.254 meters to travel, and t=d/s m so I had to snap my head in 8.47252802 x— 10^-10M seconds. Thats not counting the time required for my brain to register the photons. Therefore it is not possible unless you can consciously follow two time streams in overlapping universes. Penguins are NOT to be laughed at. Eating spaghettii IS indeed a sin. Hail Hitler. Yes I am mad. Hitler is evil. He laughed at penguins and ate spaghettii and was mad.



==Look Back in Anger==



A jeuvanile attempt to shock the fuck out of a conservative audience hoping that someone would appreciate, and more importantly, pay him for doing so. Unfortunately, someone did.




==Things Fall Apart==




A polite way of ironocally avoiding to title the book "the pacification of the primitive tribes of lower Niger". A book that should have been written in Igbo and never exposed to the world. Infact, this is an intrusion of Okonkwo's privacy and is not respectful of his memory. We should mind our own businesses, and that is not laughing at penguins and atonin all our sins acquired by the consumption of spaghettii. The author probably drove a moped and wore cheap lipstick. Like the Hobbit should ave been titled "The nut who always just escaped being eaten by different weird freaky invented creatures". Sounds like a charachter sketch of anyone from lost, which in turn should have been titled "various nuts who always just escape being eaten by different weird freaky invented creatures".



Still have to read the book of short stories and poems. Will do it whilst laughin at penguins and eating spaghettii. Hail Hitler.