Monday, May 08, 2006

Same old funny shit again

That was a comment by Chirag on my previous such post, but what the hell, here is somethinks again:



So some nutter prays his ass off, wears threads, charms and other religious adornments, indulges in rituals of whatever religion he belongs to, and finally gets peanuts out of it. Happens over and over again, everyone has seen it, the world goes on its own damn way irrespective of interference from God. A simple demonstration of this popular belief is this. Ahem.



DEAR GOD, I PRAY THAT YOU WILL PREVENT THIS POST FROM BEING PUBLISHED



So there. He does not care a heavenly fig for our prayers. Also, God cannot be omnipotent, he cannot do ANYTHING. He cannot, for instance, create a language that he cannot speak. Basically, he cannot do anything that puts a limit on his powers, and that itself is one thing he cannot do. Again, so there! You friggin theists! God, cannot taste light, navigate smell, or fuck time - actually - wait a minute... There are many things God cannot do, like do anything against the future he already knows. God also cannot be EVERYWHERE. That would mean he is EVERYTHING. Now a part of an infinity is also an infinity. So I am God, I am supposed to be able to do anything, I cannot, therefore my assumption is wrong, God is NOT omnipotent.



Screw you if you believed the last argument. One is a part of infinity, but it is not an infinity.



Screw you if you got waylaid, the original argument stands. Think again.



Hell screw you anyway, but that's not exactly the point. God inflicted you with lesser brains that what you could have got. God also probably inflicted you with a bad love life, bad orientation, and bad toenails. God, in short, was not kind to you.



And you still believe in God? Why do you?





1) God does not answer our prayers


2) God is not omnipotent


3) God is not omnipresent


4) God is not benevolent





However, the universe was a reaction to SOMETHING. There is SOME reason why there is SOMETHING instead of NOTHING. This means there is something beyond the confines of the physics of our universe, something we probably cannot measure with the tools designed to measure physics in our universe, and therefore we may never get proof, but the fact that a universe exists is proof enough. God may not be benevolent or omnipotent or omnipresent. God in short, may not deserve our respect or worship, but definately, our belief.



cheers





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3 comments:

PerfumesReviewer said...

Bhagwaaan yaad aa gaye yaar!

Anonymous said...

KYA???


What is this??

Anonymous said...

[i]God in short, may not deserve our respect or worship, but definately, our belief. [/i]

Rather, we must be really deserving if we are able to think of God without trying to prove his non-existence.

But then again...
misconstruing John Milton - They also serve who stand and mock.