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onceuponatime inaland farfar awaaay. therelivedacreature amutanthybridundeadcreature thatlookedalmosthuman. andthatcreature wasthegoddamn king ofthe magicbookswerewrittenhere kingdom. And the magicbookswerewrittenhere kingdom hada capitalcity. the capitalcity wasreferredtocolloquillybythenameof heartoflifeintheentireunifuckingverse. Inthemiddleofthecity referredtocolloquillybythenameof heartoflifeintheentireunifuckingverse, wasatalltowerofvirtueandpassion, a templededicatedtothegrowthofgreenplants, atoweringgardenthatcouldbeseenformilesaround, andonthetopmostlevelofthetowerknownas, thestatesponsoredverysecuregardensofvenemousgrowingthings, wasaspore. Thesporewassosmallthat afuckingmicroscopewouldbe neededjusttofindoutanentire forestofeighteenhundredbillion ultratranslucentcrystellinealmostaqueousverygummythings. Yeahtruustory. asgoodasitgets.
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