Swiggy really needs to train its uneducated workforce of idiot delivery boys better. North India is full of retards who are very willing to give out of domain, unasked for advice. This asshole is giving me paani puri and telling me that I should not eat gol gappe in winter season for some health reason. I pretended to not listen to the idiot. I wanted to yell 'Who the fuck asked you?', but I ignored him and concentrated on my other order.
The problem is not just this one idiot, everyone in Delhi is very willing and ready to give their advice and talk about the most inane, personal details. For example in office cab the driver was telling all the workers how he does not like to sleep with the bedsheet over his head. The remaining idiots in the cab were also very willing to engage in this conversation.
Another time a taxi driver advised my colleague that 'your beauty is your biggest enemy, and you don't understand it yet.' I mean who the fuck asked you? Another time some young 16 year old kid at a tapri looked at my long hair and said 'Sir ladies jaise dikhte ho', I smiled, flashed the V sign and went home, and he was utterly confused by my simple reaction. This long hair attracts a ton of comments, one uniformed dog in metro checkin made me go through ladies queue. Another uniformed dog told me that it makes my neck weak.
I mean all of these uneducated idiots have stuffed dust in their brains, and that makes them going around spreading that nonsense to everyone. I feel they get stomach ulcers if they do not perpetuate their ignorance to others. Turning wheat into useless noise is a hate crime against the fertile Earth. Living in Delhi is making me increasingly racist against everyone in North India.
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