I needed to hear a stupid joke, so I called up a friend.
"Hello, where are you?"
"I am at work"
"Oh ok, I wanted to hear a stupid joke"
"I am a little busy right now"
"Just one, give me a stupid joke"
"Why do you want a stupid joke for? I have better things to do"
"Do them, after you tell me a stupid joke"
"Here I am writing a report about murders and stuff, and you are asking me to crack jokes?"
That's when he decided to come up with one
"You know what? Someone got killed last night"
I don't know about you, but both of us started laughing. Shame on us. Maybe.