Recession putting you on the streets? Shoes have a big hole in the middle of the sole? Are you on the road without sufficient footwear? Don't worry, I have the perfect solution, bottle-chappals.
Note that these wont work with Bisleri or Aquafina bottles, as the plastic used for the labels are not strong enough to keep the flat bottle to your feet. However, the plastic labels of the Bibo bottles do this perfectly. Just flatten two Bibo bottles, put your feet through the plastic label, and walk around till they stop making weird squelching noises, and leaving small spurts of water.