So after it was settled that atoms make up the universe, somebody gets the bright idea to nuke the atoms and see what happens. How do you blow tiny bits of matter to smithereens? You have to build a big circular tunnel across two countries, get the media to hype the whole affair up enough to make people kill themselves, and then see what you get. You know what would be really great? At the end of the experiment, the girl who committed suicide should show up in the middle of the particle accelerator. Apparently, they have spotted more sub-atomic particles than elements in their experiments, which is not a surprising thing considering they are destroying matter in the middle of cold nothingness. In fact, you should be able to get anything just because you are destroying everything.
In A.D. 2008
War was beginning.
Stupid girl: What happen ?
News Channel: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Stupid Girl: What !
Operator: Particle accelerator turn on.
Stupid Girl: It's you !!
CERN: How are you gentlemen !!
CERN: All your base are belong to us.
CERN: You are on the way to destruction.
Stupid Girl: What you say !!
CERN: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CERN: Ha ha ha ha ....
News Channel: Stupid Girl!!
Scientist: Take off every 'Proton'!!
Scientist: You know what you doing.
Scientist: Move 'Proton'.
Scientist: For great justice.
News Channel: World face great destruction!
stupid Girl: Bye Bye World!!
CERN: Bomb Atom
==2 months later==
Scientist: Sheep in accelerator
News Channel: Sheep in accelerator
CERN: Bomb proton; get sheep???
Scientist: Search anti-sheep
Sheep: Baa
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