Lorem Ipsum run through the gauntlet of spellcheck

There are so many who love pain for the sake of pain itself. Don't know why this is amusing to me, but here is the lorem ipsum text after spellcheck in word. It is a placeholder text used in many places, particularly in dummy layouts to check out how the final text is going to be used. This is a version that won't show up with too many errors in a word document. The text in bold has no suggested alternatives. The text in italics is something that is accepted in English despite being used in old Latin. Everything else has been changed according to spell check.