My dog stepped on a bee
I could not pee
Kaindi kudi something si
How did Babur go home so quickly?
He knew a short cut
Mongoli Lal's chatta baccha kho gya
What do you call a person who does not fart in public?
A private tooter
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore?
How do you cut a sea in half?
With a see-saw
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish.
Phone pe shembud gir jayega
Why was the mushroom always invited to the party?
Because he was the only fungi
I woke up a bit early, jumped into clubhouse and walked into a bunch of craziness.
Oh, also had a dream. Was going to dinner, at an apartment overlooking pools. There were violet and white candles. Menu was thai. Taking a nap again. Bye.
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😂 mast naam hai
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