Thursday, September 28, 2006

Krrish Rocks!

So went to a friend's house for no particular reason, and ended up with a plastic model of none other than india's (something like sixteenth) "first" superhero, Krrish!



Obviously my mobile camera, and photoshop came into the picture...





Here is Krrish in his trademark pose above the small north eastern town. Only here it is a google Earth cap of Manhatten, uncyclopedia will have a citation that Manhatten, is, in fact, located in some obscure North Eastern location... only thing is that I was too lazy to remove the Ram that was so appealing to the Nat Geo photographer...





But eventual boredom and lack of capacity to study for my upcoming exams motivated me to half heartedly try anyway... but now the scene is so empty... it needs something... probably a hot sex scene... or an action sequence... or Priyanka chopra...






With a THX sound FX to introduce it, Krrish pops out a lightsabre... and wonders what to do with it... tell him where he can shove it...




Someone apparently told him what to do with it... but forgot to mention mention what the "it" stood for... so he found Angie Everhart.



And as a finale, somewhere in the middle of this interesting photoshoot or the libido of this plastic figurine, this happened:



And THAT is the sad end to this story. How I wish Krrish would have ended up like this, and there would not be YET another sequel.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i liked ur take MUCH BETTER on how i believe krrish shud actually have been made...the ending was very sexciting...dint quite expect tht...but wt d hell it was funny...i soo agree wid u tht there r NO more sequels to krissh...but u got to give him his due...atleast he wore his undies INSIDE...or did he???