Tuesday, January 24, 2023

The encounters of Robin Hood

GPT has a nasty sense of humour


In Sherwood Forest, where the leaves are green,

Robin Hood and his men were often seen.

With bows and arrows, they roamed the land,

Taking from the rich and giving to the poor, their plan.


One day, as they walked the forest way,

They came upon a blacksmith at his sway.

With hammer in hand, he pounded the steel,

Creating weapons and tools that were strong and real.


Robin approached the blacksmith bold,

And asked him if his weapons could be sold.

The blacksmith looked at Robin with a frown,

And said, "My weapons are for the king's men, not for the likes of you."


But Robin was not one to be denied,

He knew that the weapons were needed for his pride.

So he and his men took them with a smile,

Knowing that they were helping the poor all the while.


And so the blacksmith lost his weapons that day,

But Robin Hood and his men had saved the day.

With their hearts full of hope, they rode away,

Fighting for the poor, till their dying day.


One day, as they walked the forest way,

They came upon a winemaker at his sway.

With grapes and wine, he crafted his brew,

Creating a drink that was loved by all, anew.


Robin approached the winemaker bold,

And asked him if his wine could be sold.

The winemaker looked at Robin with a smile,

And said, "My wine is for all, it's been fermented with care and style."


Robin was pleased to hear those words,

He knew that the wine was exactly what the poor deserved.

So he and his men shared it with a smile,

Knowing that they were giving the poor a little while of style.


And so the winemaker shared his wine that day,

And Robin Hood and his men had saved the day.

With their hearts full of cheer, they rode away,

Fighting for the poor, till their dying day.


One day, as they walked the forest way,

They came upon a shoemaker at his sway.

With leather and thread, he crafted his shoes,

Creating footwear that was comfortable and new.


Robin approached the shoemaker bold,

And asked him if his shoes could be sold.

The shoemaker looked at Robin with a frown,

And said, "My shoes are for the rich, not for the likes of you in this town."


But Robin was not one to be denied,

He knew that the shoes were needed by the poor inside.

So he and his men took them with a smile,

Knowing that they were helping the poor all the while.


And so the shoemaker lost his shoes that day,

But Robin Hood and his men had saved the day.

With their hearts full of hope, they rode away,

Fighting for the poor, till their dying day.


One day, as they walked the forest way,

They came upon a miller at his sway.

With wheat and flour, he ground his grains,

Creating bread that fed the hungry and eased their pains.


Robin approached the miller bold,

And asked him if his flour could be sold.

The miller looked at Robin with a frown,

And said, "My flour is for the rich, not for the likes of you in this town."


But Robin was not one to be denied,

He knew that the flour was needed by the poor inside.

So he and his men took it with a smile,

Knowing that they were helping the poor all the while.


And so the miller lost his flour that day,

But Robin Hood and his men had saved the day.

With their hearts full of hope, they rode away,

Fighting for the poor, till their dying day.


Robin Hood, Robin Hood, a hero true,

Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, his due.

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