Thursday, July 21, 2005

ten meanings of the word bastard

Aashray and i wanted to redefine the word bastard, as half of all americans are bastards, and they wouldn't like this fact.

for some reason, a bastard is anyone who:

1) Goes to Madurai (spares most americans, and most people too)
2) Half of all Americans
3) Person who does not know his own father
4) Person who has a different father from the one he thinks he has
5) Any person named Sridhar
6) Any person not knowing the meaning of the word bastard
7) Someone who fucks dogs or chicken, in any body orifice
8) Any person who invents new meanings for the word bastard
9) A cuntlicking buttfucking asshole
10) A Bastard

A wannabe bastard is defined as someone who does not attempt to make round figures in everything.
Ah well...
the next post is more interesting. Or rather, the previous one is. am talking about the next post someone reading this blog will read...
figure it out.

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