Saturday, April 09, 2005

ah well - and about god

Have this urge to read hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy all over again. Damn. Huge book - and I dont have mostly harmless. thats so funny you know - the one before mostly harmless being the fourth book in the ever expanding triology of five.
Pity that he died.
Downloaded the webshots stuff- the pictures of Ireland are exteremely cool. Tried the C - His CD was not working or my drive was not working.
This is an unpolished versions
Types of theists and atheists....

-Thinks god exists, Believes in god, thinks anyone who does not believe in God is stupid (Modern ardent Theist)
-Thinks god does not exist, Does not believe in God, believes anyone who does believe in God is stupid (Cynical, (and dumb) Atheist)
-Doeseen't know if god exists, Believes in God, because he is scared about going to hell if he doesn't (escapist)
-Thinks god exists, Believes in God, and cannot rest until everyone else believes in God (conventional Atheist)
-Thinks god does not exist, Does not believe in God and cannot rest till everyone else does not believe in God (Religious leader)
-To hell with God, Believes in and worships Satan (satanist)
-Thinks that a Belief in God is exteremely upto the individual, and it is personal, and such information should not be shared.
-Believes God exists only if you think God exists. (einstein) (Realismist)
-Believes that God exists since so many other people think God exists.
-You have faith in God, therefore he does not exist. (Douglas Adams)
-God has faith in you - and that is he only reason you exist.
-God is a devil worshipper.
-God exists, but he is a Bastard (me)
-God exists, ONLY God exists - the world around you, and you are all an illusion created by God to entertain himself. (pretends to be an Enlightened individual)
-God is this guy with many hands and many heads who rules over the world and will do bad things to you if you don't worship him. (Hindu traditionalist)
-Down with Baal - Only our God is cool enough to be worshipped (Christian traditionalist)
-Hail Baal (Celetic Traditionalist)
-Hail Bal (Shiv Sena Traditionalist) (Hey, he is a God here)
-god created everything, then went to sleep
-I think Therefore I am. (Socrates)Basically, I AM the God, and I AM thinking up the universe around me, and everything in it.
Theres more... maybe it will come out well if I organize everything. Too distracted listening to GMM... gudi padwa today - no classes, and therefore can listen to it. Ah well...
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