Monday, May 30, 2005

B&B



Got up pretty late in the morning, nine thirty, and had the standard reaction of shit, I didn't go swimming today, and realised that it was a monday and that I couldn't go swimming anyway...
but I had to hurry a bit, which I totally failed to do, and reached sion pretty late. I ran up to cine max sion, and my friends had left my ticket with the collector itself. I got in, and the movie had just begun.
An amazingly boring movie.
this is the official site
There is a song in the beggining, where Abhisheik and Rani (Rakesh and vimmi) from Fursatganj and Pankinagar. I just recovered my post from blogspot after closing the window by mistake. Cool technology eh? Wonder how they do it...
anyway, so Rakesh is fiddling with this shower and is telling his mom about a scheme which will earn him a load of cash if he installs that shower in a public place and charge people to use it. He goes into details, which irritates the mother because she does not understand it, and she asks him to stop, saying that all this stuf makes her head pain. I really like the reply that Rakesh gives, saying that a as soon as anyone talks work in the country, people get a headache. His father comes home and scolds him for not turning up for an interview for the railways. His father asks him to do a dignified job, and Rakesh replies by saying that there is no dignity in his fathers Job as a TC anyway, because the railways wont close down if he dies, and a lot of similiar shit.
rakesh's father replies by talking about the respect he recieves from people who recognise him as the TC, and this humbles Rakesh.
The scene switches to Vimmy's house, where she is about to get married to this guy. She is playing around with cuttings of other famous actresses, and there were Sushmita sen in a saree, Aishwarya Rai, NAtasha Henstridge, Noami Campbell (She advises the pic of her to wear less lipstick sop that it does not look cheap) and Kareena Kapoor (she tells the pic that sexiness is not in the short skirts but in the eyes) at this point of time they show Rani with the best eyes ever... But her mother asks her to forget about all of this, says that she is mad, and thay she should grow up as she is about to get married. Her father is the same bad guy from ab tak 56. Her family says that she should get married. She tells them that she will run away from home, but they don't believe her.
It is nighttime, and Rakesh is shown climbing over a fence with a bag. the good thing is that at the end of the movie, he still has the same bag, with a place for a cricket bat at the side...
And vimmy runs from her place too, but they don't show it.
Vimmy goes to this place to enter for the Miss India competition, but they don't let her in because she is too late for applying for it. Some chick calls ehr a bitch for even trying, and asks her to return to her little villiage and start a beauty parlour. Babli replies, by asking her to do it instead, and talks about her bad figure and good makeup abilities to cover up her ugly face.
Abhisheik goes to this finance company and shows a very good scheme to the top cat there, who shoos him away by saying that the scheme is useless. rakesh and Vimmy meet dejected on the station, wher Vimmy asks him to accompany her to the toilet as it is on the other end of the station, and it is pretty dark.
They end up having chai together and boast about their own successes, and finally, they admit that both of them failed. Then they head over to lucknow, where Babli tries again, but the guy at that particular miss India competition makes a pass on her, she slaps him and gets out. Takesh goes to the head office of the same financing company, and they will have already got a very good offer - one from the manager of the branch in the little villiage, with the same list of 500 investors that Rakesh had painfully gathered over a year.

They meet again and bunty and Babli are born. They decide to head over to Mumbai, and to get the tickets, they con the manager. Bunty goes upto him and tells him about an even better scheme. They take the cash, and use the backdoor in the bathroom to vanish, leaving the poor fellow dancing in the disco. There is another song now. Of both of them conning their way through stuff...
They get a load of cash, which involves selling off the Taj Mahal, very much like the guy who tried to sell the eiffel tower twice, the story of which is here and that hat Tanya from who dares wins. there is this shot when she is wearing this really sexy putfit which shows a lot of her ass which is prominanty shown against the window, and this guys keeps saying "don't look at it, don' look at it" when you ARE looking at her ass, and he is telling her not to look at the Taj Mahal...
Somehwere along the line, love developes and vimmy becomes pregnant.
Dashrath, Amitabh bacchan is on theri tail, and closes in on them. He finally meets them in this drunken dance in a club, which has a cameo by Aishwarya rai, and she looks her best yet, and has the same sexy gait as the Coca Cola ad. Amazing.
They rob the money, hide it, vimmy gives birth to her child, and they escape to a small town as things get too hot for them as Dasarath is on their tail. They decide to leave the life of crime, and that's when they finally get caught.
But there are a few boring scenes, and Amitabh releases them because they cry over the baby.
three years later, he comes back and either of these two endings takes place. Bunty and Babli join the police force, or Amitabh becomes a crook and all of them con happily ever after. I think its the second one...
But the movie was just tooo irritating. It was slow paced, the songs were dragged out, and the jokes became repetetive, especially one about there being two kinds of people in the world...
It was a bad movie and I don't reccomend watching it even opnce unless you get your hands of a pirated vcd. But I am going to watch it twice. damn.

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