Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.
Bob's a true Unix genius, just look at the size of his Unix beard!
Source: josh@rootpoot, Nov 19, 2003
Hung out in UD for a bit. Came back from swimming. a really pesky little kid was begging for U2. Damn dumb fucking fool. Damn dumb fucking fool for the filthy life guard too, who didn't allow me to go to the deep end even with a float. Anyway, am going to VT now. With friends. Forms are done filling. LEaving right now...